








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 483 | 28% |
| Smokes | 453 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $64,595 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ★𝑻𝒖𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔𝑫★ | 64% | 39 |
| #5 | Tuяяe | 64% | 25 |
| #6 | ✪Suomilohi csgolive.com | 55% | 31 |
| #7 | suklaakoira | 53% | 30 |
| #8 | Lerre | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Suomilohi csgolive.com | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ★𝑻𝒖𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔𝑫★ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuяяe | 102 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪Suomilohi csgolive.com | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | ★𝑻𝒖𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔𝑫★ | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | suklaakoira | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Nis0.╭∩╮O_o╭∩╮ | 10 | 0.13 | 0 min |





