








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1864 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3423 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4014 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3185 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,437 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonny_13 #kAmI | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | kAmI | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | ikimashou~ | 46% | 93 |
| #4 | Kawa Qadir | 43% | 63 |
| #5 | oddish- | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kawa Qadir | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | LüGENSCHNABEL | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Seidenschnabel2k | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | AnanasCaesar | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonny_13 #kAmI | +4.36 | 64 | 78 |
| #2 | kAmI | +2.55 | 77 | 75 |
| #3 | ikimashou~ | +0.75 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | oddish- | +0.45 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Kawa Qadir | -0.12 | 31 | 66 |





