








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1566 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1498 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 775 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,657 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mint mobile diamond plan | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | huh | 48% | 80 |
| #3 | TheReeno | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | Mark720 | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | TunnelRat | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | huh | 48% | 80 |
| #3 | TheReeno | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | Mark720 | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | TunnelRat | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | Giddy Wraith | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huh | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | TheReeno | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Giddy Wraith | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | TunnelRat | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huh | 191 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | TunnelRat | 132 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #3 | mint mobile diamond plan | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheReeno | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mark720 | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mint mobile diamond plan | +3.90 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | huh | +3.07 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | TunnelRat | +2.07 | 35 | 72 |
| #4 | Wiscuit | +1.22 | 51 | 74 |
| #5 | Giddy Wraith | +0.94 | 47 | 28 |





