








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2503 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4039 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2695 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3571 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,851 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JagerBombWolf | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Skylar | 54% | 142 |
| #3 | ✪ WackyZacky | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JagerBombWolf | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Skylar | 54% | 142 |
| #3 | ✪ WackyZacky | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skylar | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ✪ WackyZacky | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skylar | 367 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪ WackyZacky | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | JagerBombWolf | 51 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big O | +4.01 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Skylar | +1.00 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪ WackyZacky | -2.53 | 57 | 37 |
| #4 | JagerBombWolf | -3.36 | 30 | 33 |





