








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16307 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10862 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11937 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 11841 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,055,193 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | IceyyBoi | 47% | 93 |
| #9 | Mist. | 46% | 114 |
| #10 | Larry | 45% | 142 |
| #11 | Gilbert | 44% | 66 |
| #12 | 𝖍𝖔𝖆𝖝 | 41% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crewy ک | +1.27 | 62 | 74 |
| #2 | Bindi's boot camp | +1.14 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | Gilbert | +0.98 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | Dobby | +0.81 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | Lööp | +0.57 | 64 | 56 |





