








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1990 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1469 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,912 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℂ℟Åℤ¥ ༒ 乂 | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | =MDR= W!ZU | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Fran'ss | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | SAVIORS | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | KvZ | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℂ℟Åℤ¥ ༒ 乂 | +3.50 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | =MDR= W!ZU | +2.80 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | Dower Tv | +2.01 | 80 | 47 |
| #4 | SAVIORS | -0.30 | 60 | 38 |
| #5 | KvZ | -0.54 | 77 | 60 |





