








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5621 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2824 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,777,194 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | connconn7 | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Literally Me | 53% | 147 |
| #3 | LEG™ | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | Kidnoftle | 46% | 211 |
| #5 | iHaTeMyLyFe420 | 45% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iHaTeMyLyFe420 | 362 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | The one armed Tidnab | 195 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Literally Me | 145 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | LEG™ | 117 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kidnoftle | 116 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iHaTeMyLyFe420 | +4.11 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | DaZed | +2.17 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | LEG™ | +1.67 | 85 | 39 |
| #4 | Slut Wizard | +1.15 | 46 | 44 |
| #5 | Kidnoftle | +0.47 | 59 | 35 |





