








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 560 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9826 | 49% |
| Smokes | 6681 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2547 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,632,656 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoOkY_LoOk | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | ΚΟΥΛΗΣ ΜΟΝΟ | 49% | 396 |
| #3 | Boog | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoOkY_LoOk | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | ΚΟΥΛΗΣ ΜΟΝΟ | 49% | 396 |
| #3 | Boog | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΚΟΥΛΗΣ ΜΟΝΟ | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Boog | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | LoOkY_LoOk | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΚΟΥΛΗΣ ΜΟΝΟ | 419 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #2 | LoOkY_LoOk | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Boog | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaSteLi | +0.59 | 43 | 65 |
| #2 | ΚΟΥΛΗΣ ΜΟΝΟ | +0.11 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | Boog | -2.01 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | LoOkY_LoOk | -2.10 | 15 | 63 |





