








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4112 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3671 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2844 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2768 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,964 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | the grip reaper | 46% | 28 |
| #8 | Misinformation Mike | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | dav | 41% | 41 |
| #10 | DEMON MODE | 38% | 26 |
| #11 | Frank | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IAMHHUUGGEE | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Steven | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | dav | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | DEMON MODE | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | the grip reaper | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bev | 210 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yackerhound | 120 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Steven | 99 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | IAMHHUUGGEE | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | dav | 95 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cam | +2.69 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | Steven | +1.14 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Numbuh 363 | +1.07 | 72 | 76 |
| #4 | bev | +0.79 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | IAMHHUUGGEE | +0.10 | 66 | 53 |





