








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4434 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3203 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3986 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2706 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,789 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAUKĹ TELLO | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ℑ𝔫†𝔞ℜ𝔰` | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | withcheese | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Gecko` | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | justid31 | 51% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | withcheese | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Gecko` | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | justid31 | 51% | 136 |
| #6 | p1X3l - Dead_Beatz` | 48% | 46 |
| #7 | LES EFX | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justid31 | 22 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Gecko` | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | p1X3l - Dead_Beatz` | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | ℑ𝔫†𝔞ℜ𝔰` | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | withcheese | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justid31 | 368 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Gecko` | 332 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | withcheese | 168 | 0.38 | 5 min |
| #4 | ℑ𝔫†𝔞ℜ𝔰` | 96 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | LES EFX | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justid31 | +1.88 | 56 | 68 |
| #2 | sextapeđź’• | +1.59 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | LES EFX | +0.99 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | ℑ𝔫†𝔞ℜ𝔰` | +0.73 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | p1X3l - Dead_Beatz` | +0.19 | 34 | 38 |





