








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3394 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4181 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3341 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2744 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,880 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cal | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | MidiM | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | pwAi | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | wzrd | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | krol | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | pwAi | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | wzrd | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | krol | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | Mida$ | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | ⛧Cheese⛧ | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧Cheese⛧ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Mida$ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | wzrd | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | krol | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧Cheese⛧ | 211 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Cal | 203 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | wzrd | 125 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mida$ | 71 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | krol | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krol | +1.40 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Mida$ | +0.86 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | pwAi | +0.40 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | MidiM | +0.34 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | Cal | +0.04 | 82 | 60 |





