








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1604 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1111 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 915 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 793 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,166 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brother_Mayo_ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | HADEN | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Booty_Mayo_ | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | jayteefresh | 43% | 44 |
| #5 | trashcan | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty_Mayo_ | 573 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #2 | trashcan | 165 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Brother_Mayo_ | 80 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | jayteefresh | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | HADEN | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HADEN | +4.17 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | Booty_Mayo_ | +3.46 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Brother_Mayo_ | +1.53 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | jayteefresh | +1.32 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | trashcan | +0.48 | 68 | 34 |





