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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 24% |
| Smokes | 741 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 730 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,856,647 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2Snitch | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Limelight6711 | 54% | 101 |
| #3 | Daddy694u | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | EndlessBlaze | 52% | 98 |
| #5 | Black Man | 51% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black Man | +2.82 | 41 | 53 |
| #2 | Gr0v | +1.50 | 36 | 51 |
| #3 | blitzzkrieg | +0.75 | 17 | 15 |
| #4 | CS2Snitch | +0.58 | 9 | 47 |
| #5 | Jinx | +0.43 | 51 | 39 |





