








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1261 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1718 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,995 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fajrantooo | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | MacKar1916 | 52% | 105 |
| #3 | Bartula21x | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | DEX | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Razor | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MacKar1916 | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | DEX | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Fajrantooo | 3 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Razor | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Bartula21x | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MacKar1916 | 393 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | DEX | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Razor | 135 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fajrantooo | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | mynio stark | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MacKar1916 | +3.67 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | Tyris | -0.02 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Razor | -0.75 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | mynio stark | -0.81 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | DEX | -2.49 | 47 | 48 |





