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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 183 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1885 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,511 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | xray7 | 43% | 35 |
| #11 | SuperKylling | 41% | 17 |
| #12 | DenFlyvendeFjeldabe | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | Gul Kat med røde kinder | 38% | 16 |
| #14 | Famas Boooiiiii | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detbarekasper | +5.49 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | Iamnotserious | +5.06 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | PADI | +2.72 | 77 | 32 |
| #4 | Gul Kat med røde kinder | +1.34 | 36 | 56 |
| #5 | SuperKylling | +1.12 | 57 | 67 |





