








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1324 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3400 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1838 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,094 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 852 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheldon | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | pinzey | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | ZeëCS <3 | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Findus | 38% | 26 |
| #5 | Green Gamer | 30% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheldon | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | pinzey | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | ZeëCS <3 | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Findus | 38% | 26 |
| #5 | Green Gamer | 30% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeëCS <3 | 18 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Findus | 9 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | Green Gamer | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | pinzey | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Sheldon | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeëCS <3 | 111 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Findus | 95 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sheldon | 75 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Green Gamer | 37 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | pinzey | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meli <3 | +4.10 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | Sheldon | -0.88 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | ZeëCS <3 | -1.94 | 61 | 39 |
| #4 | Findus | -2.74 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | Green Gamer | -5.65 | 29 | 33 |





