








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1572 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2145 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,635,081 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flanix | 44 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 40 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | Flickflick. | 36 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Gottkönig Meraick :) | 32 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | TJnsn | 27 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 623 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Gottkönig Meraick :) | 581 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Flickflick. | 564 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | Flanix | 490 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Korny | 306 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | +4.74 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Flickflick. | +1.13 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Reiner Callmund | +1.06 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | Korny | +0.57 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Fl0wCa | +0.47 | 75 | 65 |





