








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1222 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1743 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3155 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2442 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,644 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sablex | 55% | 65 |
| #2 | CuddlyCamel | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | Remix to ignition | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | RUMME | 50% | 151 |
| #5 | Re_Turtle :) | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sablex | +5.38 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | eGE "-" | +2.53 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | RUMME | +0.77 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Fnugz | +0.03 | 70 | 81 |
| #5 | CuddlyCamel | -0.05 | 65 | 69 |





