








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6395 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7070 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6016 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5500 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,025,394 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 953 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABU | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Kapi | 56% | 180 |
| #3 | Milk Truck Arrive | 55% | 82 |
| #4 | Willis | 53% | 97 |
| #5 | ''Zodiak. | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapi | 860 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | Noba | 681 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | At0m1K3 | 609 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Milk Truck Arrive | 227 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | bwones | 143 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABU | +4.42 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | panzer | +2.68 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | Kapi | -0.03 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | At0m1K3 | -0.21 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | Яevealz | -0.32 | 69 | 59 |





