








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8016 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6564 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6041 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6777 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,683 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3616 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButteredBoots | 52% | 182 |
| #2 | Steep | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | FireMonster_Tv | 45% | 176 |
| #4 | Straightt | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButteredBoots | 52% | 182 |
| #2 | Steep | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | FireMonster_Tv | 45% | 176 |
| #4 | Straightt | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireMonster_Tv | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Steep | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | ButteredBoots | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Straightt | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButteredBoots | 375 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | FireMonster_Tv | 264 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Steep | 152 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Straightt | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steep | +0.85 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | FireMonster_Tv | +0.85 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Straightt | +0.63 | 80 | 51 |
| #4 | ButteredBoots | +0.20 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Swole | -0.38 | 48 | 63 |





