








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 496 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5294 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8921 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6158 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4886 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,018,697 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiemN0cte | 59% | 85 |
| #2 | ♿ | 53% | 359 |
| #3 | Molkipic | 49% | 161 |
| #4 | Tohzen | 49% | 335 |
| #5 | Kosvi | 41% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiemN0cte | 59% | 85 |
| #2 | ♿ | 53% | 359 |
| #3 | Molkipic | 49% | 161 |
| #4 | Tohzen | 49% | 335 |
| #5 | Kosvi | 41% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Tohzen | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Molkipic | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Kosvi | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | DiemN0cte | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | 645 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Tohzen | 350 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | Molkipic | 152 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | DiemN0cte | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kosvi | 142 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiemN0cte | +1.39 | 53 | 54 |
| #2 | Rage ツ | +1.06 | 43 | 66 |
| #3 | ♿ | +0.85 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Kosvi | -1.37 | 24 | 49 |
| #5 | Molkipic | -1.60 | 50 | 43 |





