








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2672 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2159 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1597 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2412 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,453 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tijn22 | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | Klaasnikov | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | LickeyTongue | 49% | 292 |
| #6 | Ghostly4 | 47% | 47 |
| #7 | ✗ Loekoee | 47% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LickeyTongue | 26 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ✗ Loekoee | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Tijn22 | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Klaasnikov | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Ghostly4 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✗ Loekoee | 325 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Klaasnikov | 310 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tijn22 | 271 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | LickeyTongue | 247 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ghostly4 | 232 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vincentosz | +4.04 | 49 | 58 |
| #2 | Klaasnikov | +1.61 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | †JdBosz† | +1.25 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | ✗ Loekoee | +0.51 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | Ghostly4 | +0.07 | 47 | 64 |





