








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2683 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4387 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1911 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2907 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,624,768 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 887 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sythemastery | 48% | 138 |
| #2 | Lowwe | 46% | 52 |
| #3 | Free palpatine | 45% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sythemastery | 48% | 138 |
| #2 | Lowwe | 46% | 52 |
| #3 | Free palpatine | 45% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Free palpatine | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Sythemastery | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Lowwe | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sythemastery | 281 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Free palpatine | 110 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lowwe | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaZ | +1.51 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Sythemastery | -0.69 | 54 | 62 |
| #3 | Free palpatine | -1.80 | 44 | 45 |
| #4 | Lowwe | -2.17 | 50 | 44 |





