








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3993 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2761 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3405 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1910 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,758 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratwurstbratgerät | 52% | 25 |
| #2 | d0m | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Fisik | 51% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratwurstbratgerät | 52% | 25 |
| #2 | d0m | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Fisik | 51% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fisik | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | d0m | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Bratwurstbratgerät | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fisik | 523 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | d0m | 135 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bratwurstbratgerät | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0m | +1.50 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | Fisik | +1.14 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Richter | +0.69 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Bratwurstbratgerät | -3.55 | 10 | 52 |





