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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 741 | 38% |
| Smokes | 651 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 371 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,969 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hxpers | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | Baulin | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | the big jabungy | 41% | 58 |
| #4 | Beandola | 37% | 67 |
| #5 | KRexonaut | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Baulin | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | the big jabungy | 41% | 58 |
| #4 | Beandola | 37% | 67 |
| #5 | KRexonaut | 35% | 54 |
| #6 | nMender | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beandola | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Baulin | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | hxpers | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | the big jabungy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRexonaut | 163 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Beandola | 155 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | the big jabungy | 129 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | nMender | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Baulin | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the big jabungy | +5.00 | 80 | 43 |
| #2 | Baulin | +0.29 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | hxpers | +0.13 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Beandola | -0.17 | 44 | 63 |
| #5 | nMender | -0.45 | 54 | 45 |





