








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5398 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5879 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4845 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5415 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,261,991 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | brotherjacob | 44% | 143 |
| #7 | Kl1eR | 44% | 98 |
| #8 | dNay | 41% | 46 |
| #9 | Ъαζυ | 39% | 38 |
| #10 | .MaVe^$ | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOOCKKK1337 | +1.44 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | brotherjacob | +1.40 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | MakeMyDayyy | +1.34 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | caesr | +1.16 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | dNay | +0.24 | 60 | 74 |





