








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 396 | 15% |
| Smokes | 798 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 544 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,158 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Butcherino | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Al3x | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Hammaskeiju | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Jessukka | 57% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Butcherino | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Al3x | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Hammaskeiju | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Jessukka | 57% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessukka | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Hammaskeiju | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessukka | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Al3x | 23 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hammaskeiju | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Butcherino | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al3x | +2.49 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | Hammaskeiju | +1.30 | 80 | 43 |
| #3 | Jessukka | -0.15 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Butcherino | -0.30 | 47 | 43 |
| #5 | sitse유 | -0.59 | 47 | 41 |





