








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2671 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1774 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2166 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1888 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,643 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaBuM!!! | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | TheNoThreat | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | rykkz | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | BeNNNNN ♿ ⛟ | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | duuLoX | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duuLoX | +2.70 | 85 | 78 |
| #2 | rykkz | +1.36 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | BeNNNNN ♿ ⛟ | +0.50 | 57 | 76 |
| #4 | KaBuM!!! | +0.14 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | TheNoThreat | +0.05 | 72 | 63 |





