








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1860 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2099 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1330 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1633 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,950 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shapes and stuff | 50% | 54 |
| #2 | Prince Koi | 41% | 150 |
| #3 | Keycobuns.ttv | 40% | 99 |
| #4 | MelloW | 40% | 57 |
| #5 | MG Maverik | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shapes and stuff | +6.22 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Prince Koi | +2.71 | 73 | 36 |
| #3 | MelloW | +1.10 | 37 | 53 |
| #4 | Lord Sombrero | -1.46 | 51 | 39 |
| #5 | Keycobuns.ttv | -1.46 | 23 | 42 |





