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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2450 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3875 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3808 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3753 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,511,753 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nAx | +2.85 | 61 | 48 |
| #2 | aLaNNNNNNNNN | +2.24 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | FL!pP´D OuT | +0.08 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | Just Hennini | -0.66 | 42 | 24 |
| #5 | K!M | -2.89 | 32 | 53 |





