








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 14% |
| Smokes | 193 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 781 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,777 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿︎⇜︎BoJackson⇝︎✿ | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | Spence | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | Prince71 | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | cactus | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | applesam | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prince71 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | cactus | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ✿︎⇜︎BoJackson⇝︎✿ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigalz | +2.68 | 73 | 85 |
| #2 | ✿︎⇜︎BoJackson⇝︎✿ | +1.99 | 50 | 51 |
| #3 | Fin | +1.82 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | Prince71 | +1.56 | 34 | 59 |
| #5 | Spence | +1.07 | 55 | 45 |





