








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 810 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




250 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7203 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9342 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9693 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7470 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,658,737 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sixfeetright | 51% | 285 |
| #2 | motakirukushi | 48% | 407 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sixfeetright | 51% | 285 |
| #2 | motakirukushi | 48% | 407 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | motakirukushi | 42 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Sixfeetright | 40 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sixfeetright | 1128 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | motakirukushi | 846 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sixfeetright | +0.84 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | ✘cnL.S1nKo | +0.76 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | motakirukushi | -0.60 | 72 | 63 |





