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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 512 | 19% |
| Smokes | 682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 879 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,127 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jor27 | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Ironroids | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | gammes | 54% | 81 |
| #5 | Alpaa | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | keitch | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gammes | 314 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | Alpaa | 286 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ironroids | 164 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jor27 | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | keitch | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gammes | +3.46 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | keitch | +1.92 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Alpaa | +1.11 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | Falk | +0.33 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | Ironroids | -0.50 | 61 | 66 |





