








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




248 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4450 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5414 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2047 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4301 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,293,108 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1756 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaz | 55% | 71 |
| #2 | </3 | 52% | 170 |
| #3 | weebmeister | 50% | 272 |
| #4 | 𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙 | 48% | 258 |
| #5 | neko | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenden | +4.36 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | 𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙 | +0.99 | 92 | 18 |
| #3 | weebmeister | +0.44 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | </3 | +0.20 | 61 | 42 |
| #5 | neko | +0.14 | 81 | 49 |





