








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4152 | 39% |
| Smokes | 847 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 4308 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1368 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $749,178 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sidezz | 62% | 50 |
| #2 | caja | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Echo Ascent | 55% | 246 |
| #4 | kilo | 55% | 137 |
| #5 | rio | 55% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilo | 427 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | sidezz | 278 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | Echo Ascent | 221 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | rio | 215 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | caja | 184 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sidezz | +3.17 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | kilo | +1.74 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | Echo Ascent | +1.10 | 82 | 37 |
| #4 | Sixpack | +0.86 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | rio | +0.44 | 56 | 44 |





