








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 717 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3398 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3382 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1099 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,535,412 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sypht | 48% | 403 |
| #2 | MOTYvation | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Barely Breathin Brian | 47% | 369 |
| #4 | Crank | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | ndarey | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sypht | 48% | 403 |
| #2 | MOTYvation | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Barely Breathin Brian | 47% | 369 |
| #4 | Crank | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | ndarey | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sypht | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Barely Breathin Brian | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ndarey | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barely Breathin Brian | 1161 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | Sypht | 569 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | MOTYvation | 257 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | ndarey | 196 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Crank | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOTYvation | +1.26 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | ndarey | +0.52 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | Sypht | +0.19 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Good Wizard | +0.13 | 68 | 42 |
| #5 | Barely Breathin Brian | +0.02 | 60 | 63 |





