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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1327 | 37% |
| Smokes | 812 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 675 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 767 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,957 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♙ | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | ♡ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | smoe'# | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | c0nse | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Spaulding | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | 127 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | c0nse | 120 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♙ | 112 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | smoe'# | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Makaveli | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHUPAPIMUNANO | +2.27 | 97 | 28 |
| #2 | smoe'# | +2.12 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | Makaveli | +1.81 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | PetOr | +1.05 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | ♙ | -0.75 | 53 | 59 |





