








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3389 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3098 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3177 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3430 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,800 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t.tv/linow_cs | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | daniel jacques | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | Roy ★ | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | k1psdg | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | BrazCS | 54% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙅𝙚𝙭 ♛ | 687 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | daniel jacques | 228 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #3 | k1psdg | 194 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #4 | BrazCS | 138 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | ShiMiz | 101 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrazCS | +2.27 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | k1psdg | +2.15 | 65 | 74 |
| #3 | daniel jacques | +1.85 | 78 | 88 |
| #4 | t.tv/linow_cs | +1.48 | 89 | 71 |
| #5 | mido | +1.38 | 69 | 64 |





