








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




237 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12637 | 45% |
| Smokes | 7870 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3482 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4146 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,296 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Henning Primdahl | 54% | 251 |
| #4 | 8p | 52% | 167 |
| #5 | ♿ CB ツ | 51% | 334 |
| #6 | ✪ Lucho Skyttovski * Niceme.me | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | saX^ | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ CB ツ | 1242 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Henning Primdahl | 968 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | Benny_sut | 855 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #4 | 8p | 762 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #5 | ✪ Lucho Skyttovski * Niceme.me | 526 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUNK- | +1.74 | 67 | 69 |
| #2 | Benny_sut | +1.48 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | 8p | +1.10 | 81 | 78 |
| #4 | ♿ CB ツ | +0.64 | 85 | 46 |
| #5 | saX^ | +0.02 | 66 | 66 |





