








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4121 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2319 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1912 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2980 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,292 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B4NZAII | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | xRatzz | 58% | 84 |
| #3 | chickennuggetsmannen | 56% | 117 |
| #4 | Kallberg | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | ඞ Mr.FelLe!!! ︻テ 一 | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRatzz | 345 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | chickennuggetsmannen | 152 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | B4NZAII | 124 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ඞ Mr.FelLe!!! ︻テ 一 | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kallberg | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B4NZAII | +3.14 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Billman | +2.29 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | xRatzz | +1.63 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | chickennuggetsmannen | +0.25 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Kallberg | -1.98 | 60 | 55 |





