








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 15% |
| Smokes | 640 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 474 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,730 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sie nannten ihn Mücke | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Alpha X/Lukas | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | LegendMihawk | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Don_Black | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | taste like rage | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CYKAWATTE_BLYAD.CS.PRO | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Don_Black | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Shadow-Wolf | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | POG | 3 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | Psych_ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psych_ | 242 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | CYKAWATTE_BLYAD.CS.PRO | 194 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | MementoLC <3 Robin!!!!!! | 110 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Don_Black | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | LegendMihawk | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sie nannten ihn Mücke | +4.98 | 61 | 25 |
| #2 | Alpha X/Lukas | +3.96 | 66 | 37 |
| #3 | taste like rage | +3.63 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | MementoLC <3 Robin!!!!!! | +1.99 | 74 | 74 |
| #5 | Iameric92 | +1.67 | 61 | 23 |





