








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 343 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3360 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4535 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3343 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2969 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,946 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | TinG^v^ | 59% | 120 |
| #11 | H1n | 59% | 39 |
| #12 | NKY | 58% | 84 |
| #13 | Anson | 48% | 29 |
| #14 | PuD1nG | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 我要iPhone Duo | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | :))))))))))))))))) | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | H1n | 9 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Super_R | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | TinG^v^ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :))))))))))))))))) | 1024 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | 我要iPhone Duo | 710 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | 广西第一IGL | 463 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | TinG^v^ | 339 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Super_R | 328 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAITINYAN | +3.39 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | 我要iPhone Duo | +3.31 | 55 | 71 |
| #3 | 广西第一IGL | +2.77 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | H1n | +1.72 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | :))))))))))))))))) | +1.47 | 73 | 59 |






