








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2456 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2656 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2230 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2356 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,880 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEFTCLICHERXD | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | ⛟⛟ | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | WLKRGG | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Strony | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WLKRGG | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Strony | 53% | 53 |
| #6 | CelleN ✰-999 | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | nGry | 49% | 78 |
| #8 | aDrix | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nGry | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | LEFTCLICHERXD | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nGry | 293 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Strony | 178 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | CelleN ✰-999 | 107 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | WLKRGG | 100 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | LEFTCLICHERXD | 64 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CelleN ✰-999 | +2.33 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | LEFTCLICHERXD | +2.21 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | aDrix | +1.83 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | nGry | +0.73 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | +0.51 | 64 | 70 |





