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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2747 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1924 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2875 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3068 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,960 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dN | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | m a d d i N | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | sensatioN | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | chexX | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | AnTikA | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dN | +1.71 | 54 | 71 |
| #2 | AnTikA | +1.44 | 56 | 80 |
| #3 | m a d d i N | +0.69 | 46 | 80 |
| #4 | chexX | +0.37 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | maggi- | +0.30 | 64 | 65 |





