








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5312 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3869 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2791 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1750 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,353 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikoes | 52% | 112 |
| #2 | NIPSEN | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Triple Monstre | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | BOT Robert | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | duckxks | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Triple Monstre | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | BOT Robert | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | duckxks | 47% | 43 |
| #6 | Shoug | 44% | 94 |
| #7 | 𝑀𝑜𝒵 | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikoes | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | NIPSEN | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoug | 321 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Eikoes | 306 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Triple Monstre | 118 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | NIPSEN | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | duckxks | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑀𝑜𝒵 | +2.45 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | Delliks | +1.59 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | Shoug | -0.38 | 52 | 78 |
| #4 | Eikoes | -0.83 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | duckxks | -0.87 | 41 | 72 |





