








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1703 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2026 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1596 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 746 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,347 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octo | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | DRKNatblida | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | Rikkert Biemans | 43% | 106 |
| #4 | MrSplinter | 43% | 40 |
| #5 | Bing | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octo | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | DRKNatblida | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | Rikkert Biemans | 43% | 106 |
| #4 | MrSplinter | 43% | 40 |
| #5 | Bing | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRKNatblida | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Rikkert Biemans | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | MrSplinter | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRKNatblida | 367 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | MrSplinter | 178 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rikkert Biemans | 100 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Octo | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bing | 31 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octo | +4.23 | 43 | 61 |
| #2 | DRKNatblida | +0.83 | 34 | 56 |
| #3 | MrSplinter | -0.46 | 24 | 57 |
| #4 | Rikkert Biemans | -0.97 | 40 | 45 |
| #5 | ToeGrinder | -1.29 | 45 | 45 |





