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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 184 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 276 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $476,273 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alfrink | 37% | 106 |
| #2 | CharlOtter | 37% | 106 |
| #3 | LobotomyPeek 엄마 하늘 | 37% | 79 |
| #4 | H1R0[>'-']> | 36% | 25 |
| #5 | Lord_Tarek | 34% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alfrink | 37% | 106 |
| #2 | CharlOtter | 37% | 106 |
| #3 | LobotomyPeek 엄마 하늘 | 37% | 79 |
| #4 | H1R0[>'-']> | 36% | 25 |
| #5 | Lord_Tarek | 34% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord_Tarek | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Alfrink | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | LobotomyPeek 엄마 하늘 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alfrink | 398 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | CharlOtter | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | H1R0[>'-']> | 74 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | LobotomyPeek 엄마 하늘 | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lord_Tarek | 58 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alfrink | +3.77 | 54 | 78 |
| #2 | LobotomyPeek 엄마 하늘 | +1.91 | 63 | 44 |
| #3 | H1R0[>'-']> | +1.10 | 18 | 64 |
| #4 | Lord_Tarek | -0.30 | 36 | 31 |
| #5 | CharlOtter | -3.03 | 25 | 33 |





