








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2276 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1747 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2728 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,755 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazymojo | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | 1♿ | 11 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | レム | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | xburgerbabybasketball1x | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | GETSOME | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cain | +3.97 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | レム | +2.32 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | xburgerbabybasketball1x | +1.79 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Crazymojo | +1.66 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | xxstilishBABEY43 | +1.48 | 74 | 50 |





