








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 106 matches | 2,142 | |
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3251 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2031 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2896 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1685 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,323,940 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moll3 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | r0lfj0hnny | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | SPEZZA | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pamper$ | +3.57 | 91 | 57 |
| #2 | Moll3 | +1.88 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | STEVE | +1.60 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | SPEZZA | +1.09 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | r0lfj0hnny | -0.57 | 68 | 68 |





