








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 985 | 35% |
| Smokes | 676 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 481 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,304 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PartyHardy | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | GLICK | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | uxus ❤ | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | BANG>>> | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | KrUzItE | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrUzItE | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | radiojuniors | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | marcisxd | 2 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | kluvzg | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | eliz☆ | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kluvzg | 84 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | uxus ❤ | 49 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | eliz☆ | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | GLICK | 25 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | PartyHardy | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigDaddy24 | +4.24 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | uxus ❤ | +1.35 | 95 | 59 |
| #3 | GLICK | +0.88 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | kluvzg | +0.13 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | Yamero~ | -0.04 | 85 | 63 |





